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thetardis-in-221b:

This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get.

dailyjaneausten:

Summer of Austen [1/10]

↳Pride and Prejudice (2005)

“Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.” 

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

sarahsellaphix:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had as similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

sh3s-my-win0na:

watergirl1996:

One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Yeah wtf Pete you’re supposed to be showing your arms

sh3s-my-win0na:

watergirl1996:

One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Yeah wtf Pete you’re supposed to be showing your arms

thereal1990s:

Pulp Fiction (1994)

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

no1jogian:

my life improved like 1000% when i stopped pretending that society had no influence on my behaviors and thought patterns and instead focused on unlearning that shit rather than coming up w/ reasons to defend it

I’m trying to unlearn this myself…. it’s way harder than it seems.